This makes me laugh so hard every time.
This moment ruined that entire movie for me because it absolutely destroyed the image of dumbledore
- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
1) our President is a Prime Minister
2) our Prime Minister is a She
3) She is an Atheist
and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever
Lmao
the best response^
Reason #37163 why Harry is not in Ravenclaw
- Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum...
- Harry: What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
- WHAT IN THE BLOODY FUCK DO YOU THINK HE'S TRYING TO DO?
At least SOMEBODY is taking the hobbits to Isengard.
OH MY GOD
fellowship of the creed
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For those of you who criticize Janelle’s signature monochromatic look.
From her speech on “Black Girls Rock”:
“When I started my music career, I was a maid. I used to clean houses. My mother was a proud janitor. My stepfather, who raised me like his very own, worked at the post office and my father was a trashman. They all wore uniforms and that’s why I stand here today, in my black and white, and I wear my uniform to honor them.
This is a reminder that I have work to do. I have people to uplift. I have people to inspire. And today, I wear my uniform proudly as a Cover Girl. I want to be clear, young girls, I didn’t have to change who I was to become a Cover Girl. I didn’t have to become perfect because I’ve learned throughout my journey that perfection is the enemy of greatness.
Embrace what makes you unique, even if it makes others uncomfortable.” - Janelle Monáe
did this broccoli just flip me off?
as you can clearly see, the broccoli thumb is extended, showing that the figure present is the broccoli index finger. he is trying to declare something scholarly
dude I think your broccoli is hitting on you
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Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
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Cats stuck in things
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD based on your blog
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
Vic Fuentes singing “I want you in the most unromantic way” is probably the most romantic way anyone has ever said “I want to have sex with you”
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Before and After of our baked pasta.
Rotini and alfredo, with tomato, onion, broccoli, parmesan and cheddar cheese, and topped with breadcrumbs.
Delicious.
My baby made this and I helped a bit. Hopefully it tastes as good as it looks.
